Comedians are funny. Everyone knows this. However, in most cases, the audience has no idea why they are laughing. People laugh when they are amused, and laughter is often the result of understanding why the joke makes them laugh, which is why comedians have to work so hard to make their jokes funny.
Yes, funny comedians make us laugh and that’s because humour is a powerful thing. Do you love comedy? Or do you love comedians or you are a comedian yourself? Are you looking for amazing funny comedian quotes and captions? I have the best of the best here for you.
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Think my next act will be underwater stand-up. Watch me get wetter than the Titanic with my hilarious jokes.
“I’m sorry I was breathing.” – A comedian after a fart joke bombed
Any clown can put on a red nose. It takes real comedy talent to come up with a red nose joke. 🐰
I love to laugh. Even more than that, I love making people laugh and getting everyone smiling around me. I believe laughter is the best medicine; it’s good for your body, it’s good for your soul.
Today’s the day the good Lord above made when he was crackin’ up (well, not that he makes mistakes—but that’s how we know he has a sense of humour. you could always count on that.) “let’s see what.
The great thing about awkward situations is that they always end.
It’s a good day to be alive, well… hopefully. 😎
Life is good when you’re exploring the world one coffee ☕ at a time.
Today, I informed the cashier that the form was called a receipt. No need to thank me.
Life is short, and someone’s always gotta be the punch line.
I don’t have opinions on politics, like most comedians. I have opinions on card games, but that doesn’t qualify me to talk about politics either―which is probably why I’m neither a politician nor a comedian.
I hate couples who hold hands in the street. No one has ever been killed by someone walking past them #mrrogers
I want my drugs to be an adventure, not an obligation. – Louie C.K.
You know your coffee is extra strong when it pries open your eyes in the morning.
When my alarm goes off in the morning I press snooze and wake up ten minutes later to this text from my wife.
Life is pretty crazy but I’m determined to enjoy myself.
I’m a comedian, but the government thinks I’m a terrorist. It’s a bad time to be bearded and brown-skinned. If you are going through difficult times, stay calm and help others. Don’t give up at any time.
Just saw a poodle wearing a cone around its head. Just thought I’d let you know. #soboring
Yes, I make jokes when I’m nervous. But only because I don’t know what else to do.
Today I puked in a few trashcans and then found this chicken nugget and looked at it for 20 minutes trying to guess what part of the chicken this was.
Stressed out people are killing me.
I’m gonna go on a tweetstorm about this. I’ve had it!
I finally discovered the secret to life… You’re your own 💯, you can live however you want.
Creating comedy is easy. All you have to do is listen.
Nothin’ makes me laugh harder than good old fashioned slapstick. #dadjokes #dumbonethebrain
“Hello, I am your waiter. Oh…you’re my dad?” #🙈
Morning is the best time of day, except for the afternoon, which is also great. Afternoon coffee is my favourite coffee of the day.
What I thought was good, turned out to be sad. #sadaf 😢
What’s better than a nice cold beer on a hot day? A nice cold beer and a pool full of strangers’ sweat.
I can’t wait to see if I can get away with being funny on stage after having a kid.
Don’t send a clown to do a man’s job.
Growing up poor has made me rich. In humour, compassion and huge glasses to hide my tiny eyes.
Do you know what I like about these pretzels? They’re twisty and shouty.
I started my day off right by mocking up a flaming walrus 🐃 in fire engine red. I then laughed, because my life is hilarious.
Loving this #WednesdayMotivation ☺️…on this hot and gorgeous (for now) Wednesday…here’s to it being hump day!
You ain’t gotta go to San Diego to enjoy the warm weather. Put your shades on and enjoy this rolling fog that will be all over your neighbourhood soon.
“You can’t explain comedy. You just have to show it. The same with comedy movies, I wanna be in a comedy movie just once and die.” -Will Ferrell
I have the best weird friends, except for this one guy I know.
At the end of the day, it’s always nice to have someone make you laugh. 😂
They told me, learn your numbers, I said forget my love life—no math tonight!
I’m so excited I get to spend the holidays with my family. And by family, I mean ‘those people who put up with me all year.’ #imfunny #4real
In another life, I could have been a stand-up comic. I’ve watched years of “Comedy Bang! Bang!” and all it’s taught me is that my jokes are not funny.
The best part of the weekend is when Monday comes.
Who needs a therapist when you’ve got friends like these? 😂😂☺
There’s a time and place for everything. Except pooping.
I just have no idea what I’m doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s almost Halloween and I got the perfect costume. I’m going as a normal person 👻
It’s ok to laugh at yourself. – Chris Rock
New favourite show! Can you believe all these great comics are from right here in the Bay Area? 🤣
They messed with the wrong crowds today.
How do I even start this off? Some days I’m convinced the only reason to live is for those moments when you find something really funny. Ha HA!!
Acting is my favourite thing to do in the whole world and I get to do it every day!
Just hanging out with my two favourite people in the world.
Oh yeah, but but but.. when I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a Wizard. And I can’t even do magic tricks, folks, let alone make my house fly around the universe.
I just figured out I’m an old man. I was walking past an Apple store yesterday and said, ‘No wonder they call it an iPad. Who wants a big iPhone?’
I feel as proud of this tiny person as if I had birthed her. – Amy Schumer
Today we celebrate the best man I know, my father. Happy Father’s Day daddy!
Hilarious! I almost started crying when I saw this. 😂👌🏼
This is a time when you can read the entire dictionary in one afternoon. This is the time of year when it’s ok to look like an extra from “The Walking Dead.”
If I was a gamer, I would never leave my room—I’d just buy more chairs so I could sit closer to the TV. 🕹^_^
I LOVE laughing. There’s a small moment when you’re growing up when you realize that you’re never going to be a professional athlete or singer and now you need what I call, the ‘alternative comedy career.
I’m really funny on stage by the way.
I’d rather be a fake somebody than a real nobody. –Charlie Brown
My father’s plan-while visiting colleges-was to jump off a bridge onto the roof of the tallest building, then yell, ‘When I was your age, I could jump 10 stories!’ #funny #humor #comedy
Always make time for what matters, friends & family. #family
A comedian has never been more anxious to get on stage as I am tonight. Nothing like a good panic attack right before you go on.
Getting the jokes out before world peace.
While a lion sleeps tonight, you’re still thinking about the fart joke I told two years ago.
I love comedy. Comedy relieves tension. Laughter is the best medicine. That’s why I laugh at every joke you make, even the bad ones.
I’m not a comedy club owner, so I don’t get to laugh at hecklers. So I just laugh with them and then show them out the door.
I like my coffee in the morning…with some laughter instead of tears. -Bill Crosby.
Your sense of humour is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.
I do not like country music. Wait, hold on. Let me rephrase that: I hate country music but I love Kenny Rogers.
I want to hang out with the people in my home.
I’m excited to see the new comedy special of my favourite funny comedian 😁
I love funny people because they make me feel so much better about myself.
What I love about him is that he’s an open and honest comedian.
Some days you just have to laugh to keep from crying 😂
Making me feel like I can conquer the world. And making top-notch jokes.
Let me entertain you… this is a triple scoop of laughter…
What do you get when you wake up and your only plan for the day is to make people feel good? And have a laugh or two along the way? The day goes pretty damn smoothly.
“If you can’t make money doing what you love, then you absolutely must find a way to love doing what you make money.” Groucho Marx
Weird place, weird people. Something is happening here! I’m feelin’ pretty good! Let’s do it!
Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days I just let her sleep 😴
My mom can’t get enough of my jokes. But she doesn’t have to understand them to love me.
A great comedian is someone who isn’t afraid to get an audience rolling in the aisles—whether you want her to or not.
We all need to laugh more. I’m always hunting for a reason to burst out laughing. If you ever see me on the street, just start talking and that will do the trick.
I like men—no, wait. I love men.
I don’t care what people say, I’m pretty sure we all know what a selfie is.
A comedian’s job is to make people laugh. What makes you laugh?
I am in a relationship with a clown.
I can’t believe that happened. That’s terrible. I love funny comedians.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I’m smarter than a 5th grader. …that’s horrifying.
You know you’ve found your true love when you find the thing you want to do in life so much that it’s like an addiction, an obsession.
My uncle felt gratitude so deep that his heart exploded.
I’m Ron Burgandy and I used to walk the earth. Now I work here. This is my story.
Idk what day it is but that’s okay cause every day is a good day.
An exposition on the surprisingly funny difference between “old people” and “old souls.”